Old Salty was recently photographed undertaking his high intensity training for the Longboard Challenge. His program involved donning a complementary short/shirt combination, a sailors hat, and an expensive table cloth- with the intent of running a series of return time trials down to the Bakery for a sausage roll.
He’s a clever man- having already downloaded a copy of the challenges and developed a master plan to ensure his team’s victory.
But no amount of training will prepare him for the fierce competition that will be unleashed on the Inlet on Sunday 27th April.